how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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