Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house