So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.