How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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