Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
last night I used snow as a chaser
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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