I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
