Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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