Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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