No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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