I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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