well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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