Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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