is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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