Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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