But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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