I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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