Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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