Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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