it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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