She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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