did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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