Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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