So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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