You really coming over, don't trick.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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