16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
These tits shall not be calmed
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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