She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
where are my eyebrows?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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