She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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