Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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