I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
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