Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Please don't give away my fajitas
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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