I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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