He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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