lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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