Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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