Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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