guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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