Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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