SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Swine flu is the new snow day.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?