Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...