I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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