They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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