idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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