My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
