On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I think I sprained my soul last night
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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