If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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