Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
