But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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