SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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