I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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