i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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