I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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