pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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