Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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